Not sure if I’ll be able to stomach all the fuckery…

After seeing the spoilers on my dash and reading the recap for tonights Gossip Girl….I’m really not sure I’m gonna be able to handle watching it.

Having Blair be with Dan is one thing. But taking one of Chair’s defining moments and recreating it into a Dan and Blair moment is enough to make me just sad. I mean, how insulting? That moment in the season 2 finale between Chuck and Blair is sacred ground. And to have Dan and Blair basically have the same moment in tonight’s episode is low even for Josh I-have-no-soul Safran.

And Blair told Chuck she’s not in love with him anymore? Are you fucking kidding?!

It took me 4 years to get over a guy who cheated on me horribly then strung me along for almost a year after he dumped me for no fucking reason after we’d been together for almost 5 years.

But Blair gets over Chuck in a couple weeks after claiming he’s the love of her life??

Do you feel better Safran? Do you feel like you’ve reached your “Blair must destroy Chuck in every episode” quota? You unimaginable bastard!

I hate you, Safran. I hate you for destroying Chair but more than that, I hate you for destroying Blair and turning her into someone I’m having a very hard time staying loyal to.

In my evil brain I kinda want Blair to come back to Chuck and for Chuck to be like, “LOL, don’t think so bitch. Have fun in Brooklyn. I’m over it.”

But my heart wants Chair so badly. So unbelievably badly.

Fuck this shit. I really don’t know if I wanna watch it.